Campus Meta-Four

Overheard (more or less):

everyone wants a boyfriend
he says not true
she says I'm waiting
for the right person
geesh even I want
a boyfriend he says

The Dickinsonian oracle mumbles:

"We talked as Girls do -
Fond, and late -
We speculated fair, on every subject, but the Grave -
Of our's, none affair -"
(E. Dickinson, from 392)